So then I said, (in church today...)

"So in the past 10 minutes, there has been an ad for available singles, 2 awkward silences, a giant picture of a toilet* on the slide projector, an unecessary reference to Star Trek, several inappropriate comments about Mao Zedong and Hitler, and a debate over the pastor's supposed sense of style...

I'm impressed."

*the toilet was apparently a "peace-making" toilet that can only be flushed when the lid is closed so that all those wives will stop divorcing their husbands.