Don't worry. It looks worse than it is.

It's mostly composed of blood, with just a couple lacerations and gouges.
But yes, this is what my night was like last night. Hahahaha, it's a funny story really...

It involves a razor, and an untimely sneeze in the shower. But, as if that's not enough, it also involves my grandparents' cat seeing the tissue I was cleaning the blood up with, thinking it was time to play, and then ripping my wound open farther as it went absolutely nuts.
The end.

stupid cat.

this is why dogs are better.