I told you Christmas follows me everywhere.

So on the way home from a lovely little Superbowl gathering, I'm driving merrily along on the freeway... And suddenly, I hit a tree. 

A Christmas tree.

Wooden stand attached. 

And ironically, the first thought in my mind was not, "Why is a Christmas tree rolling down the freeway". My first thought was, "Oh darn. It's not decorated. That would've made such a good blog story."

My car is fine. I'm fine.

All's well.